HOW TO BE SCOTTISH: A Guide for North Americans: “The book you may have been waiting for! This manual is essential for anyone who aspires to be a true Son or Daughter of Scotland. In 12 Chapters, it covers all the major mysteries: how to become a Highland Chieftain, what to put in your sporran, how to sound Scottish, how to get a free kilts, and of course, the greatest mystery of all, what is worn under the kilt. You’ll Enjoy this tongue in cheek guide.