The Joke's on us!

Compiled by Dave Johnston

I was doing a crossword in the pub and said to my Scottish friend;

“I'm stuck on one, ‘trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M’ “

He said “Marooned”

I replied “Thanks, I'll have a pint of lager then !”

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